who we are

Specialists in Corporate Massage Across London

At Moaning Cow, we bring corporate massages straight to your office, giving your team the care they didn’t know they needed.

Our therapists are fully qualified, insured, and absolute pros, delivering massages tailored to each person—because no two backs are the same. The result? A team that feels valued, relaxed and ready to get back to smashing it.

Corporate Massage London
corporate massage london

who we are

Specialists in Corporate Massage Across London

At Moaning Cow, we bring corporate massages straight to your office, giving your team the care they didn’t know they needed.

Our therapists are fully qualified, insured, and absolute pros, delivering massages tailored to each person—because no two backs are the same. The result? A team that feels valued, relaxed and ready to get back to smashing it.

corporate massage london
Bespoke Massages

We make every massage just how you like it—no one-size-fits-all here.

corporate massage london
Scalable for Any Team Size

Big teams, small teams – doesn’t matter, we’ve got you covered.

corporate massage london
Qualified & Insured Therapists

Our therapists are pros—qualified, insured, and seriously experienced!

corporate massage london
Boost Workplace Wellbeing

Because a calm, content team is far less likely to throw staplers.

corporate massage london
Bespoke Massages

We make every massage just how you like it—no one-size-fits-all here.

corporate massage london
Scalable for Any Team Size

Big teams, small teams – doesn’t matter, we’ve got you covered.

corporate massage london
Qualified & Insured Therapists

Our therapists are pros—qualified, insured, and seriously experienced!

corporate massage london
Boost Workplace Wellbeing

Because a calm, content team is far less likely to throw staplers.

corporate massage london

on the day

How It Works

Our superb massage therapists will bring everything they need—including a massage chair—straight to your office. All you need to do is provide a space for them to work. A quiet room is ideal, but we can still work wonders in a busy office if needed.

Oh, and don’t fret—your massage will be fully clothed. No awkward moments here, just pure relaxation.

Whether it’s one therapist or several, we can handle teams of any size. All you need to do is book us, tell us your team size and we’ll organise the rest.

on the day

How It Works

Our superb massage therapists will bring everything they need—including a massage chair—straight to your office. All you need to do is provide a space for them to work. A quiet room is ideal, but we can still work wonders in a busy office if needed.

Oh, and don’t fret—your massage will be fully clothed. No awkward moments here, just pure relaxation.

Whether it’s one therapist or several, we can handle teams of any size. All you need to do is book us, tell us your team size and we’ll organise the rest.

corporate massage london

Our Rates

Our rates are simple: £45 per hour, per therapist.

Each therapist can treat up to four people per hour with 15-minute sessions or three people per hour with 20-minute sessions—it’s entirely up to you.

Whether you need one therapist for the day or several, just let us know the size of your team, and we’ll help you figure out how much time you’ll need.

Our Rates

Our rates are simple: £45 per hour, per therapist.

Each therapist can treat up to four people per hour with 15-minute sessions or three people per hour with 20-minute sessions—it’s entirely up to you.

Whether you need one therapist for the day or several, just let us know the size of your team, and we’ll help you figure out how much time you’ll need.

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Some Of The Teams We Have Massaged

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Call Us: 07722 610 355

Email Us: hello@moaningcow.co.uk

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Email Us: hello@moaningcow.co.uk

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